Roger, Rogers, the AJ has landed! Since she’s chained to the Wi-Fi for communication purposes, I thought I’d give an update. AJ has landed safely in Paphos, Cyprus and should be, at this moment, enjoying a bed after 36 hours awake and traveling. Numerous delays, many security checkpoints and at least one crazy cabbie after…
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Li’lope reporting for duty
It’s really awkward when you are posing for a photo-op, slip off the arm rest and fall under the seat so that AJ has to ask the nicely dressed business man to please retrieve her missing horned rodent from under his seat. This was after she had accidentally groped his toes feeling around for me.…
The Compromise
The interloper and I have reached an… understanding. Despite his being a spotlight stealing little punk, he does have a point. I am much more valuable and adored than he, lowly intern that he is. He will be allowed to act as my representative on the trip with AJ, since she’s just going to go…
Betrayal.
I was all packed. Ready for 3 weeks at beaches and tavernas in Cyprus. And then the bombshell… She’s not taking me with. Some lame story about “being afraid of losing me” or me “getting dirty” or “possibly causing trouble at security checkpoints” (THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!!!). And then it got worse. She introduced me…