Month: January 2016

Stupid Cornwallis

I was relaxing in the hot tub and then Amanda comes in, all in a panic that she’d lost Cornwallis in the bar. I said it would be a good place to lose him… But as we found him. Safe and sound. Stupid jerk.


They’ve taken me somewhere. Ski bunnies! Snowy slopes! Beer!… In Missouri? In Missouri indeed. Welcome to Weston! Where even a South Dakota Jackalope can get his Irish up.