Author: Wally

Amsterdam Bicyclists = Insanity

The two legged mules have taken Cornwallis & I on a bicycle tour of Amsterdam. When they rented the bikes, there was a sign with instructions that, in order to blend in with the locals, “pedal like there are bears after you”. AJ & J laughed at this. They aren’t laughing now. People really do…

“Resolve your differences”

I’ve been told by the two-legged mule & AJ that Cornwallis and I need to resolve our differences. And they gave him his own ability to post. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BRAND!? And I’m supposed to be nice to him. Call him by his name and not make overt references to his petité size or…