“Resolve your differences”

I’ve been told by the two-legged mule & AJ that Cornwallis and I need to resolve our differences.
And they gave him his own ability to post.

And I’m supposed to be nice to him. Call him by his name and not make overt references to his petité size or his diminutive antlers or the questionable tastes of his mother (he’s made of plastic!)
And he’s supposed to be my "friend", not my intern, or servant.
Calling him "valet" was a stretch.

So they’ve given us a bottle of wine to try and work this out.
Halfway through and no breakthroughs in these peace negotiations yet.