Let me introduce…

My stunt double!

Wait a second… He looks NOTHING like me! Those wimpy antlers. That lackluster tail. I don’t know where the humans picked this guy up at, but I wish they had tried a little harder.

Oh well, at least it won’t be my fuzzy, flammable self in that car tonight!

Come out and watch my stand-in shake, rattle and roll in a demolition derby!