My stunt double! Wait a second… He looks NOTHING like me! Those wimpy antlers. That lackluster tail. I don’t know where the humans picked this guy up at, but I wish they had tried a little harder. Oh well, at least it won’t be my fuzzy, flammable self in that car tonight! Come out and…
Sorry it’s been a while folks! We’ve all been super busy getting back in to the swing of things. The mules took Cornwallis backpacking a few weeks ago, AJ got a new job (she name-dropped about me during her interview and I’m sure that helped her land the position, knowing a celebrity) and we’ve been…
Time for my European debut! I’m all packed up… but I’m noticing a lack of space for the two legged mule’s stuff. That’s OK, he has moments of awareness, lucidity even. I’m sure he’ll figure something out….
I’ve heard tell of a luau! Time to go chase some hula bunnies. Since we’ll be in Fayetteville, maybe I can find some college cottontail to run around with. To the chariot!
Much to the wild animal’s chagrin, I’m headed out. Without him. There happens to be a great concert tonight and I don’t need to babysit a drunken jackalope. I don’t want to hear him talking about all the bunny tail we’re going to get either. On a personal note, this is a new situation for…
The interloper and I have reached an… understanding. Despite his being a spotlight stealing little punk, he does have a point. I am much more valuable and adored than he, lowly intern that he is. He will be allowed to act as my representative on the trip with AJ, since she’s just going to go…
I was all packed. Ready for 3 weeks at beaches and tavernas in Cyprus. And then the bombshell… She’s not taking me with. Some lame story about “being afraid of losing me” or me “getting dirty” or “possibly causing trouble at security checkpoints” (THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!!!). And then it got worse. She introduced me…
My cohorts ran off to the Arkansas Brewers Guild conference and festival in Little Rock, but forgot to bring me. Now they’re sending me pictures of the opening of Lagunitas beer in Arkansas. At the Flying Saucer no less. Life isn’t fair folks. I might have a few surprises waiting for them when they return.…
Just testing out my technological skills. I’m trying to get prepped for some HUGE adventures coming up. Stay tuned because I’ll be broadcasting worldwide! Be sure to check out my twitter @wallyjackalope
So… I’m Wally. I’m a jackalope which means some people think I’m mythical… But I’m LEGENDARY. I go on adventures. I enjoy seeing the world, whether via cross-country road trips, strapped to the front of a kayak paddling down a river, causing difficulties in airport security… Welcome to the chronicles of my roaming… And that…